Me: Hey! Do you know what Friday was?
Hubs: Well International Women’s Day was yesterday, so no. What was Friday?
Me: Yeah, you know what? It was International Women’s Day yesterday, wasn’t it. And by the way, I don’t even know how I feel about that. Like, what? Women get one day, and men get every other day?
Me: That’s like, complete bullshit, in my opinion. We only get recognized ONE day? We’re over 50% of the world’s population, for crying out loud!! It should be the complete other way around!
Hubs: S… sure?
Me: MEN should only get one day and WOMEN should get every other freaking day! Right?! Am I right??
Hubs: I don’t know what to say right now.
Me: Whatever. You didn’t even get me a gift.
Me: So, wanna know what Friday was?
Hubs: I’m afraid.
Me: It was the 25th anniversary of Milli Vanilli’s Girl You Know It’s True!