When you realize that for some inexplicable reason, against all odds in the entire Universe, you have SOMEHOW, but have no idea how, lost 7 POUNDS, you must ABSOLUTELY revert back to the Muffin-A-Day habit you formed in the days after giving birth.
Because, even though you’re not nursing 24/7 like you were back then which allowed you to drop the baby weight in the first place, how much damage could a daily big, fluffy, delicious muffin do, really?? You’re light as a feather! You didn’t exactly work for this mysterious weight loss, but HELL, girl!
Do The Daily Muffin Dance!
*When doing the dance, just don’t think about the chocolate chip cookies you’ve been gorging on at “snack time”…which maybe sometimes is quite possibly happening more than once a day these days*